The Emirate of Svenskarnas parti is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and enforced nudity. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.325 billion Svenne-banans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 39.3%.

The Svenskarnas partian economy, worth 45.3 trillion Queer Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is 34,181 Queer Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Public nudity is compulsory, organ donation is compulsory, voting is compulsory, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Svenskarnas parti's national animal is the Fancy Trollop.

Svenskarnas parti is ranked 175,048^th in the world and 6,663^rd in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 13.61 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.